Europiman

Dear Diary,

Today has been another rousing success! Went to a mall opening (where I was the one doing the opening), saved a kitty from a tree, foiled Dr. Ur A. Nium's plans yet again (he doesn't seem to understand that I am completely imune to his radioactive ways), and taught my yoga class all before lunch!

Ahh, lunch! What an amazing meal that was! Tacos, french fries, and a large greasey burger slathered in ketchup, pickles and mayonaise. I can still smell it now!

Although that is most likely due to the fact I spilt a load of it upon my outfit. My beautiful outfit, blue, complete with the ring of yellow stars upon my breast! I soiled it with the sauces and dips of my luncheon meal! What would my adoring fans think if they saw me in such a state!!

I rushed home straight away, keeping to the back roads to avoid being seen, and was set upon by the Dr. once again (will that man ever give up?!)! He stood before me laughing like a manic, his large form shaking before me (the man weights 238lbs!! He seriously needs to loose some weight. He's 5'7"ft,like me, but I only weigh a fraction of his weight. I prefer to remain a healthy 151lbs by regualr workouts).